Stats and Permissions

[whimsicotted]

character info.
NAME. Jerk Shark SERIES. akuma to dolce. AGE. 21 HEIGHT&WEIGHT. 15ft long and 3.5 tons APPEARANCE. picture.	STATUS. ■■■■■ | The great masticator. LODGINGS. Arrived | August 4th (Week 1) Roomie | Seagulls.
developments.
RESIDENCE. Bath tubs and Oceans. POSSESSIONS. Bow tie. Rotary telephone. WEAPONS. Incredibly pissant attitude and sharp teeth. EXPLORATION. None. GOALS. World domination To own a nice house with a large library next to a fireplace with a gramophone playing smooth jazz. Most especially for people to leave him alone.
permissions.
TRIGGERS. Pink coffee mugs. It's a long story. MEDICAL INFO. He's a shark. He's on his eighteenth set of teeth. MENTAL INFO. Half ass hole, half predator, ALL CLASS. FOURTH-WALLING. Always welcome. PHYSICAL CONTACT. Prepare for the smack down. ROMANCE/SEXUAL RELATIONS. Only once a year and purely for the purpose of creating offspring. Which he refuses to raise. INJURE/KILL. You're welcome to try. DEVICE HACKING. Always welcome. THREADJACKING. Encouraged. ANYTHING ELSE. HE'S A SHARK.
GIVEN PERMISSIONS. none none none none none